Tarologist-Gynecologist

Dream Vacancy: Tarologist-Gynecologist at "Medok"!

We are looking for the most in-demand doctor among our clients. The one who knows the answers to humanity's most important questions:

✨ Predicting the due date based on a three-card spread. Margin of error – plus or minus nine months.

✨ Determining the baby's sex from coffee grounds. Americano from our coffee machine is a mandatory condition for forecast accuracy.

✨ Diagnosing based on the Moon's position in Capricorn. If Mercury is retrograde – reschedule the appointment to a more favorable date.

✨ Instead of an ultrasound, looking into a crystal ball. 4K resolution is welcome, but a medical license for the ball is not required.

✨ To the question "When will I get pregnant?" confidently drawing the "Wheel of Fortune" card. To the question "Is everything okay with me?" – three more cards.

✨ Calming anxious clients with the phrase: "The Star has fallen, so everything will be fine." Especially if the star is five-pointed and has a good rating on the cards.

Experience: 3 to 6 years

🃏 A Tarot deck with current accreditation. Preferably with advanced training in gynecology.

🌙 Experience working with retrograde Mercury for at least two years. Experience working with anxious clients will be an advantage.

🔮 Ability to explain readings in simple terms: "The Star" means tests, "The Sun" means good results, and "The Tower" – perhaps it's time to check the thyroid gland. Just kidding! We check the thyroid gland as indicated.

🕯️ Readiness to work in any moon phase, including new moon, full moon, and Monday after vacation.

Location: Moscow

🪄 A room with ideal lighting for candles. Although there will still be an examination lamp.

🪄 Corporate discount on incense. But only after ventilating the room.

🪄 Career growth to senior arcanum. And after that – who knows, maybe to the network's chief magician!